Monday, June 28, 2004

The Rabbi Wore Split-Crotch Panties

Anonymous writes: This has gone on too long. There ain't no "Luke Ford" and there never was. He is a pretend character built a created by a committe of under- and unemployed writers, built around an unemployed actor. I hope this finally clears things up.

From A Fly on the Wall:

Briana writes in from some unknown corner of cyberspace:

"I've seen you make comments about Luke Ford on other weblogs where people are commenting about him. This might sound really naive, but is Luke Ford a real person or is he made up? Is this some in-joke with you Los Angeles writers?"

Luke Ford is very much a real person. You couldn't make up somebody like Luke; otherwise, you'd be accused of creating an unbelievable character.

Luke has a new book out, called The Rabbi Wore Split-Crotch Panties, or something like that. He has also started yet another blog. If you're an attractive, unmarried Orthodox Jewish woman, he'd love to meet you.