If only I could tell you about the two total hotties at my friend's Shabbos table Friday night celebrating the publication of my two holy seferim. Baruch HaShem! I walked one home. She's Aish Ha Torah baal teshuvah and an actress in Hollywood. Shomer negiyah like me. God is good.
Tell me, is there anyone you would rather walk home the innocent daughter of Israel through the darkened streets of Pico-Robertson than Your Moral Leader? I didn't think so.