A Painful Confession

The real reason I have not wanted to pass along Cathy Seipp's complaints about the Century City Westfield Shoppingtown to my fellow Aussie Orthodox Jew is that I've been making a few extra shekels there during this holiday season working as a Santa Claus. Yes, I've tucked my tzitzit in and allowed beautiful young women to bounce up and down on my lap while I holler, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Have you been a naughty girl?"