Saturday, December 11, 2004

I Am Hershy Worch

I have a confession to make. Over the past two months, I've played a nasty trick. But now it is time that the truth be told. I am rabbi Hershy Worch. He is but a product of my imagination. "Rabbi Jeremy Hershy Worch" is no more real than Chaim Amalek or Cindy Plenum or Khunrum or Helpful or Fred Nek or Mordecai Tendler or any of the other colorful characters who fill my nightmares and populate my writings.

There are no Orthodox rabbis who are sexual predators. I've only been kidding about that. Rabbis would never do such a thing. They are beyond temptations of the flesh, as am I.