Thursday, December 30, 2004

A Few Words About The Tsunami

As Your Moral Leader, I must speak on this important matter.
Why did so many have to die?
I need to tell you what I honestly believe, based on my long years of study of sacred text.
To quote Comrade Amalek, God wanted some more angels to look over the rest of us, so he harvested a few hundred thousand of his most favorite people to be near him.