Riddle: What goes SLAM!, SLAM!, SLAM!, SLAM!?
Answer: The doors to every temple in the San Fernando Valley once Luke's reality show airs.
Is the producer a homo? Maybe he's teasing you with a show to get you on the casting coach. Proceed with caution.
Time to start throwing around proposed names for this snooze fest:
Mi Hovel Su Hovel (Telemundo version)
Shomer ... After dark