XXX: you don't really have apair of dennis P's soiled boxers hanging on your wall do you?
Luzdedos1: no
XXX: ...i heard taht silly rumor.
Luzdedos1: who said that?
XXX: just some freak ..someone who probably really does have a pair of dennis P's boxers hanging on his wall.
XXX: ...its not me of course.....i'd never have that on my wall. ;-)
XXX: i hope that all is going well with your congregation.
Luzdedos1: yes
XXX: good.....and please don't mind their stares....they will never really trust you...but they will allow you to hang around...but they'll always be watching.
XXX: you have been marked from headquarters..
XXX: you're name is on the list.
XXX: it will always be on the list.
XXX: never to be removed.
XXX: just keep the cash coming and the cheks clearing and there won't be any major problems.
XXX: you want to call yourself a yid?...sure...why not....we'll send you a bill.
XXX: that must be some fancy house of yids you attend...a grand is kind of steep.
XXX: oh wait...i forgot....you got the i wanna be a jew and i'm not really a jew rate...now i understand.
Luzdedos1: it's worth it
XXX: why?...meeting nice women ?
XXX: good breeding stock?
XXX: hebe's with hips?.
XXX: giggling jews?.
XXX: you'd love the stories relating ---- with my temple expereinces growing up..fun stuff.
Luzdedos1: i bet
XXX: my hebrew school....xxx all over..no lie.
XXX: kids hid their ---- at the temple.
XXX: not safe at home...take it to temple.
XXX: hid the stuff in the walls....honest truth.the walls of my temple were lined with sin.
XXX: ...and the rabbi knew.....he was cool with it all.
XXX: didnt understand it back then..now i do...obviously he like it..it was his source of porn.
XXX: when we left...he went and had his fun.
XXX: kind of sickening.
XXX: he loved those copies of PlayGoy...
XXX: luuke ..did you becaome a yid because of your awkward attraction to hebrew harlots?
Luzdedos1: no
XXX: just in it for the babes?
XXX: or the bucks?
XXX: or the babes with the bucks?>
XXX: take care luke.....i wish you well with your various self tortures.
XXX: ;-)
XXX: have a good weekend.....try not to emotionally injure yourself too bad.
XXX: how come 60 minutes never repeated your segment?.
XXX: good enough for sweeps..two segments..and not good enough for a repeat/..kind of odd.
XXX: eh whatever..at least you looked good on TV...not overly fem...and thats all that really matters.
XXX: good news for luke getting babes..I was on 60 minutes....bad news...it was about xxx....damn karma...damn.
XXX: but you enjoy hanging with all of those LA literary fags.
XXX: bunch of lameO's being lead around by the ladies.
XXX: dont be like them luke....
XXX: youre better.
XXX: youre more interesting
XXX: you're crazier
XXX: they want to be crazy and hip..and your like the real deal..like MC hammer...they cant touch that...they cant touch you.
XXX: but sadlt your life story film will have to end with you being shot down in the streets of beverly...much like JFK....
XXX: back and to the left.....back and to the left.
XXX: not forward..and to the right....like that grand leader dennis P.
XXX: you'll need to do some prison time so that we can add in that luke gets raped in prison scene.
XXX: you;ll come out of jail all hard and mean...rushing over to the mall for a smoothie/
XXX: do you ever go by the temple that kicked you out and throw rocks at them?..
XXX: i would.
XXX: scream at them to search their walls for dirty hardcore.
