Chaim Amalek writes: "How does America's most popular observer of the passing scene in prepare for the Days of Awe? Where do you pray, and what do the Jews charge you to pray there? How observant are you on the second day of Rosh Hashonna (which really isn't necessary)? On Yom Kippur, do you do the full, hard fast - no solids
or liquids? Do you daydream during services? What plans have you made for the coming year to make you into the sort of a man that a 40 years young jewish
woman might want to marry?"
Luke says: I observe Jewish Law (except for where I don't, and in these sinful things, I keep silent).