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Robert L. writes: You da' man. If you were a chick, I'd want to bone you.
Kelly and her beautiful female friend (a sorority sister of hers from college), Carrie, said they'd very much enjoy lunching with us sometime soon. But they'll only do so on the condition that you arrange to bring a female -----star along. They opined strongly a wish to meet none other than JANINE. (No, I'm not making this up). May you arrange this?
I'm a mere lackey in this matter, relaying their request -- from moi to toi. You're delusional if you think Ive any vested interest whatever.
Your moral debasement of my sweet, wonderful Kelly continues unabated. You are a moral degenerate.