Monday, August 02, 2004

My Friend Had A Good Weekend

KB: "I hooked up with a stripper."

"How did you meet her?"

KB: "At a strip club."

"How did you get her to go home with you?"

KB: "She was all over me. She was just attracted to me. She loved feeling my aura."

"Why?"

KB: "I don't know, man. I just had it all working for me. I left her place at 7 a.m. She lives in the gayest area of San Diego. I walk outside and the gay pride parade was going on. Half a million fags walking up and down the street."