Thursday, August 05, 2004

Conservative Women Rabbis Getting Screwed

Study finds women Conservative rabbis earn considerably less than male counterparts.

Another pious, dull, boring, sanitized story from The Jewish Week. Why not give sizzling examples?

Buggy writes: "If those women rabbis would show a little more cleavage maybe they would get paid more."

Buggy, that is exactly the sort of hurtful speech that is holding women down in the Conservative movement and screwing them.

Which leading Conservative rabbi said that the only position for a woman in his shul was prone?

I think I'll do my next book on the secret lives of lesbian Conservative rabbis? What really goes on in those all-women Talmud groups? Either that, or, The Happiest Gabbai in Long Island.

What's the percentage of dykes among female rabbis? I'd guess at least a quarter (not that there's anything wrong with that).