Win a Date with Luke Ford!

Rabbi Gadol tells me that I might be putting some women off with some of my non-negotiable demands, so I hope to augment my prior approach with this one, which is open to every non-married woman, without conditions. Just tell RabbiGadol@yahoo.com why you think you and I should go out and why you think you would be a fun date. (No hanky panky, this will be chaperoned by Ms. Cathy Seipp, if she agrees.) The winner gets an all-expense paid date with me, including flowers, transportation (if you are local), movie or other entertainment, a fine kosher meal and, time permitting, a visit to the Museum of Tolerance.