I note that more and more prominent Hollywood power brokers are gravitating toward the study of Kabbalah. Perhaps I should forsake my more Orthodox appearance (yarmulke, black suit and stooped posture) for a trendy red string around my wrist?
Would this get me more dates? Would this jeopardize my Fairfax Street cred? I am torn ...
Helpful writes: Never mind the viagra. A red string tightly tied around your ----- will do wonders for your --- life.
