I believe that we Jews need to stick together, especially in these perilous times of rising antisemitism. That's why I am offering any Jews who may be working in Hollywood first dibs on the creative output of someone I know (not in the biblical sense mind you). His work is just amazing. In fact, few people here or elsewhere are even capable of appreciating his prodigious output. So, as a favor to you Hollywood Jews and to him (he is as Jewish as they come, as he is willing to prove if you are of the comely sort), contact him at the following address: RABBIGADOL@YAHOO.COM.
Think of it as a "double mitzvah".
