I wanted to go out with this Jewish girl, so I thought I better write something really Jewey to get her to dinner.
So I composed:
I really want to study Torah with you. I know a lot of guys tell you that, but I mean it. I want to know your thoughts on this week's parsha Re'eh. Oy, so rich, a smart legal mind like yours would wax so eloquent it would leave me -- a humble blogger -- in shame.
Would you tap this week's parsha? Just wonderin.
