A Jewish woman tells me she's in a vortex, can't come up for air now.
I respond: "Abortion is just something every woman goes through. Give yourself plenty of time to mourn. And whatever you do, don't name the fetus."
She says she just saw her Buddhist psychic and will be meeting with her attorney at lunch. She's getting laid off.
I respond: "Could you be any more of a Jewish cliche? Why don't you just march into your boss's office and blow the shofar?"