Friday, August 06, 2010

Learning Propriety

"I emailed my ex for the first time in months," he says to his therapist. "I asked her why she doesn't come to yoga anymore. Just one sentence. I figured that was more appropriate than asking, 'Wanna ****?'

"She responded with a couple of paragraphs on the French bisexual poet Paul Verlaine and the Jewish fast day of Tisha B'Av."