Monday, July 06, 2009

She won't date him

I try to comfort a friend who just got fired.
"Do you have a woman in your life?" I ask.
"I'm in love," he says, "but she won't date me till I'm sober. That means no pot, no alcohol, no coke."
"When did you last talk to her?"
"Last night."
"Oh."
"We talk every day."
"Oh."
"She'll f--- me. She just won't date me."
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