A Facebook chat last week:
Meg* is in her late twenties. She's talking to an Orthodox rabbi back East who's a few years older. He's a longtime friend. He's a youth director.
Meg: Rabbi, I'm having emunah problems.
Rabbi: I'd love to help you. You've always been my favorite. I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you.
Meg: But you're married with kids!
Rabbi: Just to spend one night with you. I always wanted to call you into my office... I'm having problems with my wife... But not sexually. Last night, I made her cum so much. What is it about sliding two fingers into a woman and going down on her that makes them cum?
Meg: I don't think I want to go there.
Rabbi: Hey, I'm coming to San Diego soon. Maybe we could get together?
