Luke Ford writes: A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women — an American, a Kiwi and a Australian — were walking past and they felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said to him, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been f**ked?’
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’
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