Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Luke Ford's Torah - Balak

Luke Ford says:

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I’m studying this week’s Torah portion — Balak.

I wonder if I would’ve participated in the cult of Baal-peor for my fair share of those hot Midianite women. I know you think I’m so holy, but I’m only flesh and blood. I have many of the same impulses that you do, only mine are bigger.

Oy, if I had too been stuck in a place called Shittim, who knows what would’ve happened.

I wonder if AIDS could’ve been stopped by 1979 if somebody had followed Pinchas’s example and driven a spear through that Canadian flight attendant and one of his early partners.

Jodi, who I went to 6-8th grade with at PUC Elementary School, posts to my Facebook: “What is all that?????All i remember was when we were in school you ate ants off the window Lol”

 

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