Jane emails:
I swear this just happened:
a woman started screaming. we all ran to her cubicle. she was holding a split-open muffin leftover from a morning meeting.
Look inside, she screamed.
Is is a roach, someone asked.
Worse, she said.
I bravely stepped forward to peek as she screamed again:
"A condom!"
With my thumb and index finger, I gingerly plucked out the culprit and popped it in my mouth.
Now everyone started screaming.
I continue to eat the rest of the muffin.
It was a dried banana slice. Yum.
