Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The greatest writer of my generation

Without a doubt, I am the greatest writer of my generation. Yet here I stand at Target in Norwalk calling my boss with the bad news that Target chewable multivitamins for children are available only in 60 tablet packs and there are only three of them.
I tell my boss that bottles of Flintstones multivitamins (150 tablets) cost $11.89 while the Target 60-tablet packs costs $4.49 and he is calculating out the price per tablet while the greatest writer of his generation stands waiting for his decision.
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