Monday, July 25, 2011

How Do Chabad Guys Marry Models?

Luke Ford writes: Most of the Chabad guys I know, at least two dozen, have smoking hot wives. What’s up with that? I know of no other sect of Judaism where the wives are so consistently hot. How does this happen?

I don’t have a clue.

One thought I have is that Chabadniks tend to be happy. Maybe that is as much a result of having a hot wife as a cause?

I’m willing to go Lubavitch if I can land a hot wife. I don’t have an allegiance to any particular brand of Orthodoxy. I’m persuadable.