Monday, April 14, 2025

Putting Jordan Peterson Through The Gurometer

 Grok says:

1. Galaxy-brainness (Breadth)
Definition: Presenting ideas as profoundly insightful, linking disparate concepts, using performative references, and dismissing experts.
Analysis: Peterson epitomizes galaxy-brainness, weaving psychology, mythology, religion, evolutionary biology, and philosophy into grand narratives. His lectures connect Jungian archetypes, biblical stories, and neuroscience to explain modern issues, like gender roles or political correctness, as in Maps of Meaning. He cites thinkers like Nietzsche or Solzhenitsyn, often tangentially, to signal erudition, though critics note references can lack rigor. He dismisses progressive academics and “postmodernists” as ideologues, claiming unique insight into human nature. Unlike Shapiro’s legal focus or Carlson’s populism, Peterson’s interdisciplinary leaps—linking lobsters to social hierarchies—border on esoteric, dazzling fans but risking triviality under scrutiny. Prager’s moralizing is narrower by comparison.
Rating: 5/5. Peterson’s complex, cross-disciplinary pontificating and expert skepticism make him a quintessential galaxy-brain, outpacing peers.

2. Cultishness
Definition: Fostering in-group/out-group dynamics, flattery of followers, emotional manipulation, and dismissing critics.
Analysis: Peterson cultivates a devoted following, particularly young men, through YouTube, books, and tours, framing them as seekers of truth against a chaotic world. He flatters fans as capable of “sorting themselves out,” contrasting them with “woke” out-groups like feminists or “social justice warriors.” His emotional appeals—tearful talks on male struggles—foster parasocial bonds, stronger than Prager’s or Shapiro’s. Critics are often dismissed as misrepresenting him, as when he labeled detractors “ideologues” on X. His fanbase shows cultish zeal, defending him fiercely, though he avoids direct control. Compared to Carlson’s populist divide, Peterson’s is more personal, using the “emperor’s new clothes” tactic to imply only the enlightened grasp his depth.
Rating: 5/5. Peterson’s intense in-group loyalty and critic dismissal match Carlson’s cultishness, surpassing Prager and Shapiro.

3. Anti-establishment(arianism)
Definition: Portraying institutions, media, and experts as corrupt, offering unique insights.
Analysis: Peterson rails against universities, media, and government for pushing “postmodern neo-Marxism,” as in his critiques of Bill C-16 in Canada. He positions himself as a rebel exposing institutional decay, with his self-help empire as an alternative. He’s questioned climate science, COVID mandates, and gender studies, implying experts are corrupted by ideology. Unlike Carlson’s blanket distrust, Peterson selectively engages academia—citing psychology research—while rejecting its progressive bent. Compared to Shapiro’s credentialed critiques or Prager’s traditionalism, Peterson’s rebellion is philosophical, using ambiguity (e.g., “I’m not denying climate change, but…”) for deniability.
Rating: 4/5. Peterson’s institutional critiques are strong but tempered by his academic ties, aligning with Shapiro and below Carlson.

4. Grievance-mongering
Definition: Promoting narratives of victimhood or oppression to drive engagement.
Analysis: Peterson emphasizes grievances, portraying men as oppressed by feminism, free speech as crushed by “wokeness,” and Western culture as eroded by leftism. His rise came from claiming Canada’s Bill C-16 threatened liberty, a personal victimhood narrative echoed in his Cambridge University speaking ban. He stokes follower resentment, warning they’re targeted by elites, as in Beyond Order. His grievance is less conspiratorial than Carlson’s “replacement” fears, more philosophical than Shapiro’s legalism, and broader than Prager’s moral decline. It fuels urgency, urging fans to “stand up” against cultural decay.
Rating: 4/5. Peterson’s grievance is potent, matching Shapiro and Prager but less visceral than Carlson’s.

5. Self-aggrandisement and Narcissism
Definition: Inflated self-importance, craving praise, and sensitivity to criticism.
Analysis: Peterson casts himself as a cultural savior, claiming his work counters societal chaos, as in 12 Rules’ global impact. He highlights his academic credentials and millions of followers, relishing acclaim at sold-out talks. His emotional vulnerability—crying over fans’ letters—amplifies attention, unlike Shapiro’s bravado or Carlson’s defiance. He’s sensitive to criticism, often framing detractors as dishonest, as when he sparred with The Guardian. Compared to Prager’s moral beacon, Peterson’s narcissism is grander, believing he’s reshaping civilization. His belief in his ideas suggests he “loves his own bullshit,” a guru hallmark.
Rating: 5/5. Peterson’s grandiose self-image outstrips Shapiro and Carlson, matching the narcissistic archetype.

6. Cassandra Complex
Definition: Claiming prescience, warning of unheeded dangers, and posing as a prophet.
Analysis: Peterson warns of cultural collapse from “wokeness,” atheism, and moral relativism, positioning himself as a seer. He’s claimed foresight on issues like pronoun laws leading to tyranny, spotlighting “correct” predictions while ignoring misses. His Maps of Meaning frames history as a battle of order versus chaos, with him as guide. Followers are urged to heed him to save society, akin to Carlson’s alarms but more archetypal than Shapiro’s policy warnings or Prager’s moralism. His prophetic tone is overt, lamenting the world’s failure to listen.
Rating: 5/5. Peterson’s apocalyptic warnings and self-styled foresight top Carlson and dwarf Prager and Shapiro.

7. Revolutionary Theories
Definition: Claiming paradigm-shifting ideas to cement guru status.
Analysis: Peterson presents Maps of Meaning and his archetype-based psychology as groundbreaking, blending Jung, Darwin, and scripture to redefine human behavior. He claims to revolutionize self-help and cultural analysis, unlike Shapiro’s or Prager’s repackaged conservatism. However, critics argue his theories recycle old ideas with flair, not true paradigm shifts like relativity. Compared to Carlson’s populism, Peterson’s work is more ambitious, aiming for intellectual heft. His “revolutionary” status is hampered by academic rejection, explained via grievance narratives.
Rating: 4/5. Peterson’s bold claims of novelty exceed peers, but their recycled nature keeps him below a 5.

8. Pseudo-profound Bullshit (PPB)
Definition: Using language that seems profound but is trite or meaningless, often with abstract references.
Analysis: Peterson’s rhetoric—e.g., “slay the dragon of chaos” or “the logos is divine”—sounds deep but often unravels as vague or tautological. His Jungian tangents and biblical exegesis, like equating Genesis to psychology, dazzle but lack clarity, unlike Shapiro’s crisp polemics. Compared to Prager’s moral platitudes or Carlson’s fearmongering, Peterson’s PPB is florid, echoing Chopra’s style but grounded in psychology. His fans see wisdom; critics see word salad. Strategic ambiguity, like on God’s existence, aids his appeal.
Rating: 5/5. Peterson’s ornate, slippery rhetoric is peak PPB, surpassing all peers.

9. Conspiracy Mongering
Definition: Promoting evidence-light theories about coordinated suppression.
Analysis: Peterson avoids elaborate conspiracies like Carlson’s bioweapons or “replacement” claims, but he hints at coordinated cultural decay. He’s suggested “postmodernists” and globalists push “neo-Marxism” to undermine the West, as in lectures on universities. His Bill C-16 saga implied government overreach, though not a cabal. He uses disclaimers—“I’m not saying it’s a plot, but…”—for deniability, less overtly than Carlson. Compared to Shapiro’s tech bias or Prager’s leftism, Peterson’s conspiracies are vaguer, philosophical rather than specific.
Rating: 3/5. Peterson’s conspiratorial undertones are moderate, below Carlson but akin to Shapiro and Prager.

10. Grifting
Definition: Monetizing followers through questionable means.
Analysis: Peterson monetizes via books, tours, YouTube, and premium content like Peterson Academy, charging for lectures and self-help programs. His “Self-Authoring” tool and lobster-themed merchandise tap fan devotion, but there’s no evidence of scams like supplements. His wealth—books sold millions—aligns with his reach, less predatory than Carlson’s vague TCN funding or Shapiro’s merch hustle. Compared to Prager’s nonprofit, Peterson’s model is more personal, though framed as educational. Critics note high tour prices, but it’s standard for his fame.
Rating: 3/5. Peterson’s monetization is significant but legitimate, matching Shapiro and Carlson, above Prager.

Total Score: 43/50
Summary: Jordan Peterson aligns strongly with the secular guru archetype, scoring higher than Tucker Carlson (38/50), Ben Shapiro (33/50), and Dennis Prager (32/50). His strongest traits are galaxy-brainness, cultishness, self-aggrandisement, Cassandra complex, and pseudo-profound bullshit, driven by his grandiose, interdisciplinary rhetoric and emotional sway over fans. He scores lower on conspiracy mongering, avoiding Carlson’s extremes, and grifting, where his monetization is bold but not predatory. His revolutionary theories are ambitious but not truly novel, unlike Prager’s or Shapiro’s orthodoxy. Compared to Carlson’s populism, Shapiro’s legalism, or Prager’s moralizing, Peterson’s blend of psychology, mythology, and self-help creates a uniquely guru-esque persona, nearing the archetype’s peak without matching figures like Deepak Chopra.