I got a message today from an old flame. "Hello Luka, how goes the quest?"
"OK. Are you still sore in every hole?"
"Pardon? I think you've got the wrong 0000. I hope so anyways."
"I visited you in... and spent two nights with you."
"Yes. So why the sore in every hole comment. Exactly what do you think I do up here? I believe you spent days as well."
"Oh yeah... I just remember you telling me how sore you were in every hole... You were trying to hurt me..."