I was chatting online this afternoon with a friend who's about to die.
I'll never see her again.
I wanted to say something comforting.
This might be our last conversation.
I wanted to make it count.
I typed: "You will always have a special place in my heart. You are the last women who gave me a blowjob. As I am becoming a more observant Jew, that will be the last blowjob I'll ever have. I'm going to have to live off the memories."