Sunday, March 30, 2008

I'm Live On My Cam And Taking Questions!

From my cam chat:

Emma: Luke is sunbathing
924BiggestFan: lmao is that him
RussianDragon: what a sight
Emma: lol
Emma: yeah
Emma: Its him
924BiggestFan: lmao
Emma: Whats funny?
Emma: lol
924BiggestFan: hehe
Emma: He looks like a simpson…the colour I mean
924BiggestFan: yeah he does
Emma: :P
Emma: It’s his camera
924BiggestFan: how long has he been out there
Emma: 10 minutes
924BiggestFan: k
924BiggestFan: looks hot there
churchchime: yeah lol its bart waiting to ki ck ball ……………………….
Emma: Are you female biggest?
924BiggestFan: yeah
Emma: I havn’t been sleeping very well latley
RussianDragon: about 23h
churchchime: isnt it rude to have the host to leave?
RussianDragon: but when i’m talking to interesting people
Emma: What do you mean Church?
RussianDragon: i make exception
Emma: lmao Luke
Emma: He is actually gonna sleep there
Emma: Won’t he turn into a crisp?
RussianDragon: probably
Emma: Oh no
RussianDragon: crispy jew
Emma: lol
Emma: omg lol
Emma: Does look nice there
Emma: wb Lukenese, german
Emma: Your upside down
Emma: :|
YourMoralLeader: Emma, you’ve turned my world upside down
Emma: gee
Emma: Lol
Emma: Oh smooth Luke
RussianDragon: uhm some polish
Emma: Very smooth

QuietStorm: how can you "think" to write your blog while watching the conversation in the chat??
QuietStorm: avon calling
Gina: can we come too?
QuietStorm: you look rather pained now Luke
Emma: Wb Mysteryman
MysteryMan: He is pained because he has read that article discussing that Muslims now outnumber Roman Catholics, and he fears for his patrimony
MysteryMan: A world with more Muslims than Catholics is a world that is especially perilous to the Jew.
Emma: Gee wizz
MysteryMan: Ireland too, knows of this invasion.
MysteryMan: In fact, a paranoid Jew might regard liberal immigration policies as a form of antisemitism.
QuietStorm: Hey, is this SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE or something???
MysteryMan: His old lady on the phone again
QuietStorm: hey MM shalom
MysteryMan: "We are too weak to attack the Jews ourselves, too lazy, also. So let’s admit a few million fecund muslims to do the job for us"
MysteryMan: This is antisemitism, v3.0
MysteryMan: Hitler like Islam.
MysteryMan: I have read it in his Table Talk and in Mein Kampf
YourMoralLeader: How do you guys feel about a Torah sage sucking on a lollipop while listening to a Torah lecture?
MysteryMan: Evocative of fellation and pedophillia
QuietStorm: please repeat that ???
Emma: Its strange that someone would actually do that
MysteryMan: Likely such a person might be thinking impure thoughts for which another concentric ring of provity must be erected
MysteryMan: Since it looks bad, no sucking on anything in a shul
MysteryMan: Better safe than sorry

MysteryMan: Any other questions?
QuietStorm: I get it….MysteryMan is Luke
MysteryMan: Shhhhhhh
MysteryMan: Rumors
MysteryMan: Luke has been mistaken for all sorts of characters in years past.
MysteryMan: None of which he was so far as I know
Gina: it sucks.. not good middot
MysteryMan: Rabbis should also not have vaginal orificies, whether they were born with them or not