Wednesday, July 21, 2004

"No Man Ever Got Laid Via Blogging"

That's the grim news Chaim Amalek presented me with today: "Dude, no guy ever blogged his way into a woman's panties. All you bloggers are just a bunch of wankers showing off your verbal skill to a bunch of other sissified wankers. Real men are out there making deals, spreading their seed."

I simply do not choose to believe this, although likely I should, given Chaim's track record. (And for the record, he predicts both a terrorist attack between now and election day, and the defeat of George W. Bush and his neo-conservaJuden at the polls this November.)