Couldn't Keep Attention During Sex

A friend calls. "Do you know who Aarielle Alexis is?"

Luke: "No."

Friend: "You interviewed her. I Googled her and the first thing that comes up is an interview with you. My friend went over to her house. She's a prostitute now. He's like, this is the weirdest woman he's ever had sex with. Ever. He's telling me these wild stories. I told him, go online. Luke has an interview. Three minutes could've told you this.

"He said she couldn't even keep attention during sex. He was having sex with her and she'd go answer the phone. He was paying for it."

Luke: "Ahh. I really liked her. She was cute and sweet."

Friend: "All these industry girls are now into prostitution. Porn is dead. It's really bad. He tells me that he's on all the websites and it's depressing because the porn stars have a superior complex. They think they're not prostitutes. He likes having sex with prostitutes because they make him feel good. These girls don't. They criticize him. They tell him they're doing this shoot tomorrow. He's like, I'm not paying for that.

"He's going back to his mistress, a B-actress in Hollywood."

"Aarielle is so scatter-shot. How can one person have so much going on? Drama for me is if the Captain Crunch ran out in the morning."

"Bobby Kasirer is a good looking guy for a Jew."

Luke: "Who were his friends?"

Friend: "Everybody. He was something you'll never be -- he was on the board at Beth Jacob. I love how Kasirer stole money to buy a place in Utah and then he f---ed the contractors too."

Luke: "Who are his friends today?"

Friend: "Nobody will talk to them."

Jeff emails: "These Spinka guys are unbelievable. Whenever the questions get difficult, they require a Yiddish translator."